and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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