walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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