i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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