There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
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I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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