The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
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My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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