Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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