She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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