my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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