You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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