I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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