STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
this is an emotional support booty call
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
