Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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