Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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