omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants