D3 body, D1 cock
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
