very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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