grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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