I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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