We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
There are leaves in my underwear?
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