There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
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One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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