How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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