dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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