dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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