I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Randomize