He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
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I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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