I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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