plz talk dirty to me
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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