The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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