she sounds like chewbacca in bed
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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