why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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