is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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