Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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