A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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