i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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