I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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