The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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