Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
cat food counts as protein by the way
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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