Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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