ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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