you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
These 25 Normal Couples Tried Porn Moves During Sex And It Ended Horribly
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.