I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
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we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked