Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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