Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
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