if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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