I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
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The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I have post one night stand depression
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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