it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
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i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
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As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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