if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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