Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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