talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
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And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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