But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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