And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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