PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
i drank out of a bidet.
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hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
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So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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