I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
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i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
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He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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